"Ach, I can smell your awful breath... all the way from here."

"I'd ask you to try and hit me... but ya'd probably poke yer eye out instead."

"I might be made of stone, but at least I ain't stone blind."

"Hey! You're that mighty employee, aren't ya? Well, I've got scrap for ya: KISS MY STONEY ARSE!"

"I bet your aim's as bad as your body odour!"

"I heard there was a prophecy about ya... yeah... something about THE WORST EMPLOYEE OF ALL TIME! Yeah, that was it! Hahaha!"

"You must be the sorriest excuse of an Employee I ever saw, and I've seen plenty."

"Ye cannae hit me. Ye cannae hit me! Haha!"

"Hi, my name's Barn Door. Bet ye cannae hit meeee!"

"You're more of a crack-pot than a crack-shot! Hahahaha!"

"Don't you try and ignore me, you pink-bellied numpty!"

"Is this what I've been sittin' here waiting for all these centuries? You?! Bahahaha!"

"I can tell by yer glazed over eyes ye cannae hit straight!"

"Hey! Employee! Do you have any tzp or flashlights? Hahaha, you don't have any skill, that's as plain as day!"

"Ach, away with ye, ye scavenger dog-monkey."

"Hey! Look at me when I'm insulting ya! You walking sack of compost!"

"You think you're smart? I've seen more brains in a slop-bucket!"

"Let's see your aim... If ya've got one!"

"You couldnae hit a castle wi'a ball of dung!"

"Ach, ya blunderin' goon, you couldnae hit me in a million years!"

"Tell me this, how does a rubbish employee like you stay alive? You must be a right jammy bugger!"

"What are you gonna do, huh? Hit me? Ooh, I'm shiverin', mummy, help!"

"Tell me this, is it true you don't know which way to hold a shovel? Hahaha!"

"Oh, look! My face is all exposed! Betchya cannae hit me!"

"Which one ya cannae hit me with? Yer shovel, or yer sneeze?"

"Hey, what you are doing with all those weapons? You might as well use a wee toy slingshot, ye big baby!"

"Hey, come and have a go at me, if you think you're tough enough!"

"I can paint a target on me arse and you'll still be pointing at ye shoe!"

"You're so incompetent, you couldnae hit a spring head!"

"I've seen more enthusiasm from a Bracken!"

"What do you think of that, Mr. Pajama-Wearing, Basket-Face, Slipper-Wielding, Clipe-Dreep-Bauchle, Gether-Uping-Blate-Maw, Bleathering, Gomeril, Jessie, Oaf-Looking, Stauner, Nyaff, Plookie, Shan, Milk-Drinking, Soy-Faced Shilpit, Mim-Moothed, Sniveling, Worm-Eyed, Hotten-Blaugh, Vile-Stoochie, Callie-Breek-Tattie?" - Submitted by ThePatienceToad

"That's It! I'll kick yer arse!"

"You think you're tough!? I got some scrap for ya!"

"These are my final words... I hate you. Hahah- *coughs to death*"

"Hello, sir Bracken! He's over there! Hahahaha"

"Sit still and don't turn around. I want to watch that Spring Head maul you!"

"What a cute little Thumper! They're over there boy, go get em! Good boy!"

"Looks like you're being haunted! I hope you get possesed you useless pile of trash!"

"I hope this centipede eats your face!"

"The itsy bitsy spider ate the employees face. Hahahaha!"

"Hey look! Another employee. Go give him a hug!"

"Yippee! Hahahaha!"

"This Jester is hilarious! Go tell that joke to that employee over there! Hahahaha!"

"Hey, you! I found some nuts for you to crack. They're over there!"

"Hey! Employee! Ever been dissolved by a slime?"

"That's one scary butler! I'm glad I'm not you! Hahahaha!"

"This one eats employees! I like it already!"

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