Cleveland: "All right everybody, gather 'round, I'm gonna list the top 50 bacterial infections!"

Brian: "*"

Cleveland: "Number 1: Streptococcus pneumoniae."

Brian: "*"

Cleveland: "Number 2: Escherichia coli."

Brian: "*"

Cleveland: "Number 3: Staphylococcus aureus."

Brian: "*"

Cleveland: "Number 4: Salmonella."

Brian: "*"

Cleveland: "Number 5: Clostridium difficile."

Brian: "*"