Lunar's Dumb Cards

Woah, look, I made a mod!

Cards!

Card One: Helium Diet - Lowers your gravity, gives you a little bit of recoil. Card Two: Leg Day - You run faster and jump higher, but have less health Card Three: Ping-Pong Ball - Reduces damage, applies drag, but gives you two bounces Card Four: Shock Rifle - Stuns and slows the target on hit. Decreases damage AND deals less damage at longer ranges. Bullets fly straight. Almost. Card Five: Light Snack - Heal 25hp on block, but longer block cooldown. Card Six: A Stern Talking-to - Increased knockback and damage. No drawbacks. Also makes your bullets use the Grow fire sound, to make them sound angrier. Card Seven: Nanobots - Grants 0.5 HP/sec regeneration, faster movement and slightly more health. No drawbacks. Card Eight: Fireball! - A combination of Explosive Bullets and Toxic Cloud. Card Nine: Particle Accelerator - Decreases base damage and reload speed, but increases