List of all cards

Common

• Amalgamation: Good luck figuring this one out, nobody knows... 🤷
  
• Bouncing Block: You have a reduced block cooldown, but when you block you are flung upwards.
  
• Cursed Bullets: You gain increased bullet stats, but gain a random curse.
  
• Unguarded: Your block takes longer to cooldown, but you don't need that unreliable tech anyways.
  
• Vampirism: You attack with your fangs! You heal off the damage you do, but your damage and health suffer.
  

Uncommon

• Acceleration: You get extra bullet bounce and your bullets speed up on bounce!
  
• Auto Block: You have a significantly reduced block cooldown, but you can't control it!
  
• Anal Fissure: You take damage over time, but receive multiple buffs! End it quickly!
  
• Grabby Bullets: Your bullets have increased negative knockback. Causes them to yoink players not push!
  

Rare

• Damage Sponge: Gives you a lot of decay, but you deal no damage and have reduced max hp. You will need to find alternative ways to win!
  

Conversion Kits:

• Laser - Converts your weapon into a long range laser that deals small, but constant damage.
  
• Laser Beam - Converts your weapon into a very short range beam. Deals decent damage quickly and ignores walls and blocking.
  
• Shotgun - Converts your weapon into a shotgun with decent spread. Great close-up, but worse with range.
  
• Sniper - Converts your weapon into a single shot rifle with high damage, but slow reload. A solid base weapon.