spoilers ahead

J

It was a massacre. The orbital probes had incinerated both the battalion and the enemy– as well as the entire plateau. There was no life left to be found - except for one lone soldier.

The soldier trudged through the scorched plains, numbly looking for any survivors.

But he found none.

The soldier tried to find water – he had only just noticed how thirsty he was, and how much his head hurt. How much his heart hurt.

But he found none.

I NEEED WATERRR

But he found none.

The soldier brought out his reserve – hoping for food, hoping for sustenance.

But he found sweets.

mmm double chunk coholate marshmallow mmm

The world's hungriest man is a starving one. Pay no attention to him, even if he gets violent.

Joid

I can't remember a time J hasn't been the death of me. But I get a free red so who cares!

Junar

I am rotting. I'm rotting from the inside, eventually outside. I can pause it, but only for a moment. I must... I mustn't die... Even if I feel sluggish... Even if my skin falls off... I have a duty to fulfill. Revenge and disdain are what drive me. You will rue the day you crushed my creations and left me ashamed. Brother, trust me when I say this: I don't plan on losing, no matter how long it takes.

Ellis' Cap

I don't understand. Why is the silence damning but the noise so annoying? Hot or cold, Goldilocks. Why not both? Big regret.

Beetle picked up Shaped Glass (2)

They'd rather hurt themselves than listen to you. Keep trying; they'll turn up.

Beetle picked up Stone Flux Pauldron (5)

You think you can go slower than gramps?!