To the almost-as-handsome cowboy:
I found yer hat. Not that it was difficult to see it lyin' around, given how bright 'n flashy the thing is, like it's been ripped outta some silver-screen glimmer play. I had the decency to put it back into your custom wardrobe for ya, but I sincerely hope that it doesn't make you an easier target to Wormtown's... fauna.
Speakin' of, took a good bit to fit that hat o' yours into a closet. I swear, sometimes the thing seems to extend all the way on up into the skies.
Now hurry, ya got a train to catch...
- Gilbert
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