TheTwoOfClubs's PhoneGuySpeech mod but I extended the speech to the full length.

Changelog

1.1.0

• If it doesn't work now, I will personally ship a Christmas cookie to your house for free.
  • If the mod still somehow doesn't work, create a folder in the main folder of my mod called CustomSounds and drag the IntroCompanySpeech.wav file into it. You shouldn't have to do this now, though.
• Also updated dependencies to their latest versions

1.0.1

• I swear it will actually work now.

1.0.0

• Initial release