<[ Wyskhansin ]>

A fantasy. Nothing more than pure fabrication.

A nonexistent farm. Will you believe such lies and stray further from reality or give in?

[SPOILER WARNING]

The following description is a spoiler for what to expect on your travels to Wyskhansin.

I highly recommend experiencing the moon for the first time before reading about it below, but then again I'm just a warning sign on a Readme, it’s not like I can do much to stop you.

[SPOILERS!]

“SEE, JIM?! THE SUN IS FAKE! I TOLD YOU! I WAS RIGHT ALL ALONG, AND YOU DIDN'T BELIEVE ME!”

Moon: [ WYSKHANSIN ]

Stories say the moon is coated in an endless cornfield that stretches far beyond the horizon. Its location is claimed to be so far out in the Thistle Nebula that it is basically unreachable. The story goes that famous employees who survive being fired by the company end up here for the rest of their days, before eating the corn and losing their minds in the process. Of course, none of this has ever been proven, and its theorized to have stemmed from a long-running internet copypasta.

PRICE - 69 Credits
MAP SIZE MULTIPLIER - 1.7x
WEATHERS - Clear, Rainy, Eclipsed
MOST COMMON ENTITY - Old Crow

[ FEATURES ]

Cornmaze - Try not to get lost.

Long Day Factory - Work is never finished too soon. Make it out before 10, else you become fertilizer.

The Migration - The harvest is plentiful this season. Good thing the Crows are always hard at work.

No Escape - There is no sanctuary to protect you from the corn. Not even indoors.

[ CREDITS ]

MrSaltedBeef - Main dev & creator.
JacuJ - IMMENSE help with figuring out the maze colliders, I have no clue what I would've done without him.
Kenji - Help with the 10pm event's animations.
Pacoito - Creation & assistance with many aspects of scripts in Itolib.
GenericGMD - Inspiration from their moon Harvest. PLEASE GO PLAY HARVEST INSTEAD OF THIS MOON I BEG OF YO U
Boom - Help with implementing the Old Crows.
ScandalTheVandal - Helping create the 10pm event and some of the crazy board, indirectly inspiring the Corn Maze mechanic.
MayaModez - Recommendations for some pretty funny bs.
ALL OF THE AWESOME FARMERS WHO WROTE THEIR FINAL WORDS AS THEY FOUND TRUE FREEDOM - GenericGMD, MelanieMelicious, TheCheeseXD, SkittyMuffins, BBAPepsiman, XuXiaolan, bananaman, Crossbyte, Kenji, JarethTheRad, _farlander, VectorV, Cookiecaker, MayaModez, ScandalTheVandal, ToastIsToasty, Lunxara, AGlitchedNPC, MagicWesley, Papa_Squatium.
You - Obviously, for trying it out! :)
mystman12 - Original creator of the 10pm sound effects.
slimecicle - Creator of the "Corn" video.

I am incredibly grateful for all of the people who helped make my moons possible, and this project (without a doubt) would not have been possible if it weren’t for the collective effort that each of these people put into teaching me the ropes. If you are in these credits, I thank you from the bottom of my heart. Your creations and ideas have inspired a sense of awe that led me to realize the true potential of creativity.