


Employees, we command everybody to have fun!
The Company has received too many complaints about non-work related sustained injuries, so we assume people simply aren't motivated enough to go to work. So, to get everyone excited again, we have struck a deal with our local cable television station, who has provided us with music to use on our newly-added and greatly affordable Disco Ball.
The station ensured us that this music has been used in the highest quality lottery- and wordquiz-shows, and that it can even lure in, quote, "nasty little pincushions". We are still unsure what precisely they meant by this, but we believe it should be yet another reason to buy our greatly affordable Disco Ball.
That is all for this message. We hope you stay a great asset to the Company.
Lethal! Company! Action!
Liven up your ship even more by swapping out the Disco Ball music for Sonic Mania's Studiopolis Zone music!