Engineer A Wall

"hey look, buddy. I'm an engineer, that means I solve practical problems."

"not problems like 'what is beauty?', cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of your philosophy."

"I solve practical problems!"

"For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?"

"The answer? Use a gun."

"And if that don't work, use more gun."

"Like this heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me."

"Built, by me."

"And you best hope..."

"Not pointed at you."