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Heavy Legion
Heavy replaces legion"I am Heavy Weapons Guy...and this is my weapon. She weighs one hundred fifty kilograms and fires two hundred dollar, custom-tooled cartridges at ten thousand rounds per minute. It costs four hundred thousand dollars to fire this weapon...for twelve seconds."
"[laughter]"
"Oh my God, who touched Sasha? Alright...Who touched my gun!?"
"Some people think they can outsmart me. Maybe, [sniff] maybe. I have yet to meet one that can outsmart bullet."
"Waaaaahhhhh! Uwaaaaaaah! Ahahahahaha! Cry some more!"
"Heheh, cry some more."