Alien Hominid - A small statue of Alien Hominid from The Behemoth's game of the same name. "Man, did you know they added this to the Gamecube once? Pretty cool, I like the little guy's design."

Almond Water - A magic cure-all originating from the Backrooms. "Wait a second, this isn't the cure all! It's just almond flavored water! Don't expect much money from this."

Among Us Arcade Cabinet - A non-functional Arcade Cabinet for the game Among Us. "It doesn't work but it's a neat collectors item."

Apex Predator - The Apex Predator of this region. Usually not safe to grab, this one seems oddly still. "I'm not even gonna try with the in-universe explanation. Take the duck valuable and be happy, damn it."

Apple - A crisp fresh apple. I wouldn't trust it. "Ah, a crunchy apple! Don't you just wanna take a bite? Well, you can't because you're robots. But I hear Headman is growing these in his personal garden."

Apple Fritter - A delicious dessert item. Oddly fresh. “Scrumptious Dessert. Just make sure they’re not double glazed.”

Armagedegg - An egg with the full energy of Armageddon. It's heavy. "They make good omelets."

Baja Blast Can - A can of a miracle soda. "The nectar of gods. I will pay so much for these."

Balloon Boy - An animatronic from Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. Annoying. "I am paying you to get these so I may destroy them myself."

Beady Long Legs - A model of a Pikmin Enemy. "I like Pikmin. Get me these so I can display them. Now."

Bendy Statue - A Golden Statue of an old cartoon character. "This demon dances funny. Plus the gold statue is worth a lot!"

Blunt - A rolled up blunt, already lit. Nice. "It's supposed to cost 420 exactly but it rounds down. Sad."

BSoDA - A strange soda that is produced and originates from an odd Schoolhouse. "Tastes like Blueberry."

Buccee's Lighter - A lighter branded with a beaver. "Pretty sure this belonged to a strange small cult that worshipped a beaver."

Cactus - A desert plant with little need for water. Very prickly. "Cactus in a pot, explains the plot."

Cake - A birthday cake, made especially for a birthday! Yummy! "I could eat a thousand of these. That Headman sure knows how to bake."

Capsule - A small Gachapon Capsule. You can't help but wonder what's inside. "Hey, little orb. Has some prize inside."

Capsule Machine - A machine that dispenses Capsules. Only costs a quarter. "I like collecting these, they're free money makers!"

Cookie Cutter - A cheap cookie cutter for gingerbread men. "Interesting fact, this belonged to a witch."

Crab - It's a crab. "Crab."

Creeper - An abstract creature from Minecraft. Known to be volatile. “Thanks. I’ll use this to grief someone.”

Dung Defender - A statue of a dung beetle. Be glad Semibots don't have a nose, because it smells like one too. "Gross. But valuable to the right person."

Duplicatotron - A dysfunctional machine that could duplicate stuff. "It could put you out of a job. If I could find someone to make it work."

El Gato - El Gato “El Gato"

Elh - A ghostly figure given solid form. "It's a strange ghost that's unused. I don't know what it means, but it's good advertising."

Fiery Globe - A heartless coursing with fire. "Small thing, worth money. Nothing else to say."

FNaF Pizza - A pizza from Freddy Fazbear's. "Good pizza. They deliver anywhere. I mean ANYWHERE."

GameCube - An old gaming console made by Nintendo. "This is where gaming peak. Oh, do me a favor and see if there's a copy of the Shrek 2 Video Game for GameCube anywhere."

GameCube Controller - A controller for the Gamecube. Required to play the console. "Ah, I've always loved this controller. Much better than a Joycon, that's for sure."

Gnome - A gnome that is not alive. "Yknow when they're not destroying stuff, they're kinda valuable in their own right."

Human Skull - A skull of a strange, now extinct creature. “I wonder what these humans looked like. Maybe something like those Huntsmen you’ve seen around?”

Icy Cube - A heartless in the middle of an ice cube. "It feels nice during the hot summer months. Give me a few more."

Into the Pit - A Book about a time traveling ballpit and a killer golden rabbit. "Too complicated for my tastes, but I get the appeal."

Kazoo - A small orange Kazoo that can play itself. “Incredibly entertaining. Recommended.”

Kingdom Key - A replica keyblade. You're not worthy of an actual one. "This is incredibly nerdy but I love these."

Luigi - Luigi T-Posing. "Hey, it's Luigi! I like Luigi. He's cool."

Magma Grail - A grail with strange fire crystals growing in it. Comes from the Devil’s Roar. “It comes from an ocean full of pirates. One may call it a… Sea of Thieves.”

Mentats - A chem that makes you smarter for a short while. "Too bad you can't use these. You might be able to start dodging monsters and bringing stuff through doors without breaking it on these."

Midna’s Helmet - A helmet worn by Midna from Twilight Princess. “I still haven’t figured out how to put it on.”

Minecraft Zombie - A Minecraft Zombie, it’s bloodthirsty but seemingly paralyzed. “Good thing it’s paralyzed, huh? Could’ve been a problem otherwise.”

Morth - A small creature that clings to you. "Funny prank item. They're pretty harmless."

Nether Portal - A portal to a hellish dimension. Made with Obsidian and a little fire. “I’ll throw some gold in to try and barter with those Piglin folks. They seem like a trustworthy type.”

Omochao - A small robot chao that tells you what to do. "Good scrap parts. I just toss the voice boxes."

Oven - An oven with a kettle on top. "Ignore the fact that it doesn't have a back, and all other issues. It happens sometimes"

Paper Logo - A logo for Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door. "Can't believe they finally remade this game. It's so fun."

Question Block - A block with a mysterious property of having giant gold coins inside. Price varies widely. "I'll pay you depending on how many gold coins I will be able to extract."

Radaway - A small bag of stuff that cures Radiation Poisoning. "I have no use for this, but I upcharge people who are sick with Radiation. Business is business."

Red Knight - A little red Castle Crasher. Or a model replica of him. "Another cool Newgrounds based game's merch. Want these too."

Sans Cereal - Cereal branded around Sans from Undertale. It's got cereal and marshmallows themed around Sans. Such as Hot Dogs, Fried Snow, Trombones, Convenient Lamps, and even Abandoned Quiches. "My favorite breakfast cereal. Thanks for saving me a trip to the store."

Sea Anemone - A small ocean creature. It emits music. "I don't understand how this works but the same can be said for a lot of things around here, so."

Semibot - A Semibot that just so happened to shut down. "Sometimes they just break on the job. Bring it back to me and I can fix it up."

Semibot Head - A destroyed Semibot that was never recovered. At least not until you showed up. "Hey, grab that one while you're there. I'll pay you. I need to drop them into a pit as punishment."

Sentinel Drone - A drone from a far off planet. It seems to be inactive. "I wonder what I could make by using this thing's scrap parts. Exciting!"

Slice of Pizza - A simple slice of pizza. Probably cold. "Ew. I think I see a bit of mold on it. I'll sell it for a discount I suppose."

Subspace Tripmine - A mine that turns invisible and changes the area around it to be Hot Pink. "I wanna use these on the other companies. Sabotage."

Sunshroom - A special mushroom that produces pure sun energy. Good for sunbathing at Night. "I've got a whole garden of these for sunbathing at night."

Sunflower - A flower that heals wounds with Sunlight. "Sells for a high amount due to the medical care demand. I keep several around to produce seeds to sell."

Tattletail - A toy that was popular a long time ago. "Cute, don't upset their mother."

Temmie Flakes - A "cereal" that's just cut up construction paper. "Don't eat this."

Tomopteris - A replica of a tiny and shiny deep sea creature. Also known as a Gossamer Worm. "Cool."

Town Hall - A replica town hall. It's a cute structure. "Sells for quite a bit."

V1 Plushie - A plushie of V1 from Ultrakill. Demands blood. "Didn't know they made Ultrakill merch. Bring them to me so I can display them."

Vampire Flower - A vampire sunflower. What an interesting combination. "I want this for... reasons. Don't be dirty minded. I'm trying to reverse engineer a vampire potion."

Vanny Mask - A mask used by a serial killer in a pizzeria... mall... thing. "It's got a lot of sci-fi garbage in it. I just want a funny rabbit mask, damn it."

Wet Floor Robot - A strange robot warning of a wet floor. "Seems broken, I can still use it just fine though."

Ancient Soul - "A soul lost to time, from a creature that is massive. I do not ever wish to see it. If you manage to extract this, consider a hefty payday in your future"