
Gamers of the Cracked Emoji
The ultimate shitpost content mod for ROR2, making the game even stupider than it already is. Currently adds a bunch of shitty items, a few shitty artifacts, and a few shitty enemies. Now the largest item mod on Thunderstore!Gamers of the Cracked Emoji
Are you tired of your runs being too same-y? Tired of the anemically bad balance of RoR2? Wish there were some interesting new items to spice up your runs? Want to die? WELL THEN GOTCE HAS GOT YOU FUCKING COVERED WOOOOO YEAH #GOTCESWEEP BABY! THIS IS THE BEST ROR2 MOD OF ALL TIME, FEATURING ALL OF THE BEST ITEMS EVER, THE BEST ARTIFACTS, THE CRACKEDEST ENEMIES, AND MORE SHIT TO COME! NOW WITH MORE ITEMS THAN ANY OTHER MOD ON THUNDERSTORE! IT EVEN HAS MORE ITEMS THAN SOTV! yeah uh this mod is a complete shitpost made with the sole intent of being extremely fucking stupid. have fun lol I guess
The Contentfunder (so far)
| Items | Description |
|---|---|
| White Items | --- |
| Animal Head | 'Critical Strikes' reduce ability cooldowns. |
| Bang Snap | +2 AOE effect on all explosions |
| Barrierworks | Activating an interactable grants a temporary barrier. |
| Bottled Metamorphosis | Periodically transform into a random survivor. |
| Chaos Rounds | Chance to fire a random projectile when attacking. |
| Faulty Spacetime Clock | Gain a chance to 'Critically Stage Transition', skipping the next stage and unlocking powerful synergies... |
| #gd1-nullfied | 'Critical Strikes' poison enemies. |
| Healing Scrap | Prioritized when used with Common 3d Printers. Usable once per stage. |
| Lunch | If it's lunch time, gain 10% max health. |
| Moldy Steak | -25 max health |
| Pogo Stick | Increased jump height |
| :Skull: Key | 'Critical Stage Transitions' give you 5 powerful items. Not consumed on use. |
| Tuesday Magazine | Increases your secondary charges if it's Tuesday. |
| Zoom Lenses | Gain a chance to periodically 'FOV Crit', zooming in your vision. |
| Green Items | --- |
| Amalgam Spoon | Killing an elite enemy with a 'Critical Strike' grants a temporary barrier based on secondary charges. |
| Amber Rabbit | On Stage Transition Crit, double your item count. |
| Decorative Drill | Gain barrier on crit |
| Delicater Watch | Deal increased damage. Breaks upon activating the teleporter. |
| Grandfather Clock | On Stage Transition Crit, die. |
| Hearty Breakfast | On Stage Transition Crit, gain a temporary barrier. Consumed on use. |
| Spafnar's Fries | Gain +50% max health. #JusticeForSpafnar |
| Red Items | --- |
| Bottled Command | Gain 2 stacks of every vanilla S Tier green item. Have fun. |
| Bottled Enigma | Rapidly activates random equipment effects |
| Free Wifi | Unlock orbital skills in hidden realms. Instantly die if picked up again. |
| Galsone | I'm galsone! |
| Hello World | Double your common items. |
| Kirn: The Item | Even if frags did 2000% with no falloff I'd still use suppressive because I value survivability and consistency more than anything. |
| Spikestrip Chan NFT | Each stack boosts a random stat |
| Tub of Lard | Gain a lot of maximum health and armor. |
| Zany Soup | Triple the amount of food-related items you have. |
| Boss Items | --- |
| Never-Ending Agony (Gup Boss Item) | [REDACTED] |
| Viscous Blast (Jellyfish Boss Item) | [REDACTED] |
| Lunar Items | --- |
| Backup Hammer | Gain extra secondary charges... BUT you can only use your secondary skill. |
| Big Shoe | Big Shoe lmao |
| Corrupted Shard | Seems to do nothing... BUT seems to do nothing... |
| Crown Prince | Hell is not bad. |
| Dope Dope | Your base damage is converted into attack speed. |
| Huntress Harpoon | Gain extra utility charges and movement speed, but greatly reduce your damage. |
| Memories of Misery | Increase your move speed... BUT invert your controls. |
| Monster's Visage | Deal double damage to nearby enemies... BUT halved damage to faraway enemies. |
| Pale Ale | Increase your damage... BUT majorly fuck up everyone's vision. Currently host only :( |
| Yhjtumgrhtfyddc | Gain every buff... BUT gain every debuff. |
| Void Items | --- |
| Barrier Stone (Void White) | Gain a miniscule temporary barrier on hit. Does nothing on the first stack because it's total dogshit. Corrupts all Barrierworks. |
| Fortified Flask (Void White) | Receive instant barrier at low health. Consumed on use. Corrupts all Power Elixirs. |
| Ancient Axe (Void Green) | Guaranteed 'Critical Strikes' against low health enemies. Corrupts all Old Guillotines. |
| Tub of Bart (Void Red) | Increases agility. Corrupts all Tubs of Lard |
| Expression of the Immolated (Void Lunar) | Dramatically reduce Skill cooldown... BUT they automatically activate. Corrupts all Gestures of the Drowned. |
| Formless Sand (Void Lunar) | Doubles health and halves damage. Corrupts all shaped glasses. |
| Equipment | --- |
| Blood Gamble | Passively halves your max health and movement speed. On use, fires a singular missile with a 25% chance to kill you. Has no cooldown. |
| Lunar Equipment | --- |
| The Crowdfunder 2 | Unleash a rapid-fire barrage of high-damage lunar shards. Consumes Lunar Coins. |
| Boss Equipment | |
| [REDACTED | [REDACTED |
| Enemies | --- |
| Living Suppressive Fire | A flying enemy that rapidly fires a suppressing spray of inaccurate bullets. |
| Cracked Pest | A more powerful counterpart to the Blind Pest, firing a spread of 5 powerful explosive spit shots. |
| Bosses | --- |
| Voidlingling | Yeah it's just Voidling but as a teleporter boss and its also a bit smaller and has slightly adjusted base stats and doesn't have special scaling. |
| Artifacts | --- |
| Artifact of Loader | Divides the movement speed of all players and monsters by 4 |
| Artifact of Woolie | Upon staying on a stage for 5 minutes, you are instantly killed. |
| Artifact of Blindness | The fog is coming |
Credits
- Programming: MonsterSkinMan, Pseudopulse, HIFU
- (Unimplemented) Models: EssentiallyFalse, Firewaze
- Lore: RCE, MonsterSkinMan, HIFU
- Item Icons: HIFU
- Concepts: HIFU, MonsterSkinMan, Penfolder, Dumbdazed, RCE, cbhv4321, and many more
- Programming Assistance: HIFU, RandomlyAwesome, Bubbet, Borbo, Heyimnoop, Groove_Salad, PlasmaCore
- Among Us Dumpy Bot: Among Us Dumpy Bot
- Aetherium itembase and item creation tutorial by KomradeSpectre
- Spikestrip Chan NFT image created by Shrike
- SSC NFT item created with code from Manuscript from MysticsItems (with permission ofc)
- Playtesting: MonsterSkinMan, HIFU, Dumbdazed, Pseudopulse, EssentiallyFalse, Jank City, SteamStream, Firewaze, and others
- The BALLS Group consists of MonsterSkinMan, HIFU, Penfolder, Pseudopulse, EssentiallyFalse, Dotflare, Firewaze, RCE, Heyimnoop, Soulmoose, Darth Kriz, cbhv4321, and Among Us Dumpy Bot
Contact
Click the goddamn discord link at the top of the mod page to go to the Spikestrip Modding server and scroll down to find the GOTCE channel if you have any complaints, bug reports, or suggestions. You can contact me directly at MonsterSkinMan#9011
Planned Content
- New enemies!
- New items!
- New artifacts!
- New bosses!
- New survivors!
- New equipment!
- New elites!
- New item tier!
- Actual fucking item models (we're doing that for Wave 3)
For a full list of planned content so far, check the GOTCE item document in the pins of the GOTCE channel, which also contains links to the other GOTCE documents
Known Issues
- The mod is still WIP, however it is still EXTREMELY EPIC!!!
- We only have placeholder models right now cry about it
- I currently have no plans to ever do item displays fucking cry about it
Changelog
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v1.1.0 Wave 2: #GotceSWEEP
- Added a bunch of new items, bringing the total up to 51!
- Implemented placeholder item models until we make real models.
- Removed the lunar slab (reroller) from the bazaar because I fucking it so much it is an atrocity of game design.
- Updated nearly every icon!
- Added Stage Transition Crits and FOV Crits.
- Introduced 2 new enemies and 1 new boss (the new boss might not be properly implemented yet idk)
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v1.0.3
- Fixed Formless Sand being in the White item pool.
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v1.0.2
- Buffed Spikestrip Chan NFT to give a +100% stat buff instead of +50%
- Fixed a bug where fall damage didn't exist.
- Fixed a bug that caused Shrines of Blood and Void Cradles to be unusable.
- Added new artifact (Artifact of Loader)
- Fixed an issue with Blood Gamble that caused it to constantly throw NREs.
- Fixed Grandfather Clock's description
- Updated readme to contain a list of content
- Artifact of Woolie now has an icon to show when it's disabled.
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v1.0.1
- Fixed readme
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v1.0.0 Wave 1: Rise of the Balls
- Initial release of GOTCE!