SQUIFYSCARDS

Created with DeckSmith

these are some cards that have some of my mates in it and are all overly balanced no broken cards, all just fun and jokes.

Cards

PUSSY POWERS

kitty kat powers yo

• Bullet Speed +50%
• Damage +30%
• Reload Time -40%
• Bounces +2
• Ammunition -2

schizophrenia bullets

yo look over there, nah look over there. SIKE its all in your head dumbass

• Damage -1000%
• Bullet Speed +200%
• Reload Time -20%
• Projectiles +1
• Bounces +1

MELVIN MATHEW

INDIA here we come

• Health +50%
• Time Between Bullets +2 seconds
• Bursts +1
• Reload Time -100%

polish poltergeist

its just a crack head with a light

• Damage +160%
• Health -100%
• Reload Time +70%
• Projectiles +2

FEMBOY

me-wow is that the latest felinor fashion?

• Ammunition +10
• Reload Time -31%
• Attack Speed -40%
• Bounces +1

mcdonalds worker

well well well, not much to say is there.

• Damage +10%
• Health -40%
• Reload Time -80%
• Ammunition -10

smiling frog

aw look, i never knew frogs could smile

• Bounces +10
• Attack Speed -40%
• Projectiles +2

Nword pass

willy wonkas almighty special

• Damage +200%
• Time Between Bullets +60 seconds
• Bursts +1

LOUD AND CLEAR

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• Health +39%
• Ammunition +2

middle age crisis

hey man your balding, I mean that aint good on the ladys.

• Damage -60%
• Health -70%
• Reload Time -40%
• Bullet Speed +100%
• Ammunition -2

mr sniff

ive heard ya like to gamble...

• Ammunition +30
• Bounces +7
• Damage -100%
• Bullet Speed +70%

BUBBLES OOOO

I think someone's got trapped in a bubble yo

• Bullet Speed -80%
• Projectiles +5
• Bounces +15

BIG BOOTY LATINA

its secretly a worm with big lips and a big ass

• Reload Time +19%
• Bullet Speed +19%
• Damage -10%
• Health +50%

CLOB

yea its just clob don't worry about

• Damage +30%
• Ammunition +2
• Reload Time -40%
• Health -50%