SolesCards

Created with DeckSmith

Several cards of questionable quality loosely themed around our friend group...

Cards

Heavily Compacted Bullets

Be terrified, naive adventurer, for the power before you is mighty...

• Time Between Bullets -1 seconds
• Bursts +10
• Bullet Speed -20%
• Health -20%

Beached Whale

Be massive, like the whales of old, thin adventurer, for it is your destiny...

• Health +1000%
• Reload Time +50%

TIGGER

Do your bullets not bounce enough? Well, have I got the solution for you, at the cheap price of significantly reduced health!

• Bounces +20
• Health -20%

Become Sam

Be wary, noble adventurer, for all good things come at a cost...

• Ammunition +5
• Attack Speed +100%
• Damage +50%
• Reload Time +50%

Become Lemon

Be warned, wicked adventurer, for the cost of power is immense...

• Reload Time -200%
• Bounces +3
• Bullet Speed +250%
• Ammunition +3

Become Lime

Be shaken, wayward adventurer, for the benefits of power carry a staggering cost...

• Health -80%
• Damage +500%
• Reload Time -20%
• Bounces +3

Become SoleTick

Be disgusted, vile adventurer, for the strength before you is debilitating...

• Damage +1000%
• Ammunition -100
• Reload Time +30%

Point and Click

It's simple, really...

• Bullet Speed +1000%
• Reload Time +50%
• Damage -20%

Become Sykes

Be enlightened, young adventurer, for your destiny is not one of arrows in knees...

• Damage +30%
• Health +30%
• Attack Speed -40%
• Ammunition -2

Become Moth

Be wise, unfortunate adventurer, for insanity is rampant, and the asylums are full...

• Damage +10%
• Health +10%
• Reload Time +10%
• Ammunition +2
• Bursts +1
• Time Between Bullets -0.1 seconds
• Attack Speed +10%
• Bounces +1
• Bullet Speed +10%

Become Weak

Be interested, simple adventurer, for not many deliberately choose the path of weakness...

• Damage -10%
• Bullet Speed -50%
• Reload Time -10%

Flatulence

Better out than in...

• Bursts +10
• Time Between Bullets +0.1 seconds
• Bullet Speed -20%

Constipation

You like to hold grudges.

• Bullet Speed -60%
• Time Between Bullets +2 seconds
• Bursts +1
• Ammunition +20
• Projectiles +4

Diarrhea

Let it go! Let it go! Can't hold it in anymore! Or something like that...

• Damage +50%
• Projectiles +1
• Bursts +4
• Time Between Bullets +1 seconds
• Ammunition -5

Waldo

You found him.

• Damage +100%
• Health +100%
• Reload Time +100%
• Ammunition +3
• Projectiles +1
• Bursts +1
• Time Between Bullets +0.2 seconds
• Attack Speed +30%
• Bullet Speed +100%

Creeper

Creeper! Aw, man!

• Damage +100%
• Ammunition -100
• Reload Time -20%

Beached Youth

Be massive, like this motionless youth, thin adventurer, for it is your destiny...

• Health +1001%
• Reload Time +51%

Scam

Is it too good to be true?

• Ammunition +1

Pooper

This Super Dad knows what's happening.

• Ammunition +0

Couch Potato

Legend tells of a being, half root vegetable, half flesh, completely couch...

• Damage +1%
• Health +1%

Die Peasants

No more existing, pathetic plebians

• Damage +100%
• Reload Time +30%
• Bullet Speed +30%

Um

Um

• Ammunition +100
• Damage -80%
• Bullet Speed -50%