Ultra Despair Mod

Adds

• 2 new items which aren't even that good :///
• 0 new guns, because I'm so bad at this thing and modding makes me so sad
• Not a single new synergy. This game is so awful and I can't even stand to mod it
• Not even a single new room, because it's not like anybody was playing this mod anyways
• No new enemies, modding this game is my burden and there is no escape in sight for me, I only know modding this game and I will never be allowed to stop modding
• Not a single boss either. It's not like anybody would've played them anyways, so it's a waste of time because the only joy I receive from modding is the attention I receive
• No updates planned ever, I don't want to mod this game anymore but I'm being forced to continue to push updates and whine in changelogs by unknown forces
• It's so buggy and bad too, I have to tell you this on the mod page aswell because the only way I can mod this game is with constant self flagellation
• I don't even enjoy gungeon modding, but I'm going to continue doing it whilst complaining about how much I hate gungeon modding and about how much it sucks
• The Despair stands for Despair...

This mod uses Alexandria, despite my reluctance to use Alexandria the unknown forces forcing me to make a mod required me to use it. Please stop asking me to update this mod, I'm going to delete this mod if anybody asks me to.